It’s The Little Things

Valentine’s Day is upon us. And whether you’re single, in a relationship or it’s complicated, we all ironically hate the day dedicated to love. You’re either made to feel awful that you don’t have anyone… Read on…

How Size Doesn’t Matter; Take Napoleon For Instance

Size Doesn’t Matter There’s a general consensus that women love tall men, or at the very least taller than them. I am not sure what the benefits of being lanky are; my legs hurt in… Read on…

I’m No King Henry VIII; For Better Or For Much Worse

Marriage is a beautiful union between two people who think they can stand being around each other for the rest of their lives. Many people get wed. Some do it twice it’s that good. Any… Read on…

My One Weekend With Trump Supporters

On 30th September 2016, Trump had an early hour need to rant like a baby screaming for Mother’s milk. Maybe it was all that cocaine he may or may not be taking to help him… Read on…

Don’t Pray For Japan, Pay For Japan

On the 11th March 2011, the World shook ensuing one of Japan’s most catastrophic Earthquakes measuring 9.1 on the Richter scale. Although the rest of the planet were ogling comfortably on their dry sofa at… Read on…

Unfinished Story

Mark is stooped in a Crouch End coffee shop, nursing a hangover with someone else’s Americano. The black liquid swaying slightly, as the adrenalin of his restless leg translates to the uneven table. He reaches… Read on…