My One Weekend With Trump Supporters

On 30th September 2016, Trump had an early hour need to rant like a baby screaming for Mother’s milk. Maybe it was all that cocaine he may or may not be taking to help him… Read on…

Don’t Pray For Japan, Pay For Japan

On the 11th March 2011, the World shook ensuing one of Japan’s most catastrophic Earthquakes measuring 9.1 on the Richter scale. Although the rest of the planet were ogling comfortably on their dry sofa at… Read on…

Unfinished Story

Mark is stooped in a Crouch End coffee shop, nursing a hangover with someone else’s Americano. The black liquid swaying slightly, as the adrenalin of his restless leg translates to the uneven table. He reaches… Read on…

What If?

What if I push the person in front of me on the train tracks? Or grandma down the stairs? What if I blurt out the first thing that comes into my head? Most people can… Read on…

Highlights of my 2014

I was so busy that I didn’t write one… I don’t think I want to write those anymore… Every year is just great when you have Jesus. And by Jesus I mean wine. I’m drunk

Comedians Cinema Club

“One of the best audience-participation comedy shows at Edinburgh Festival: In Indiana Jones, punters became elephants to ride the cast through India; in Jaws they were cast as the ocean, beach dwellers, underwater corpses and… Read on…